Trash Talk Thursday

Another week, another "meh." Celebs, is it so hard to keep us entertained by providing real scandals instead of leaving the tabs with lame-o fiction-y tales? I'm glad Brit's straightening herself out, but we really need someone to step into the gap. The best of the "meh" is Star and Life & Style, the latter only gets a nod because my pretend boyfriend is on the cover with my pretend bff, Michelle, and my pretend adorable nieces. (Wow, even in my pretend world I'm not so much into the actual mothering of the children.) L&S vexes me this week with totally wrong-headed views on who looked best at the Golden Globes, with the exception of Eva Longoria Parker, a no-brainer. There is an item on some old battle-axe from some show that I will never watch about some guy trying to get a date or something. And she's talking smack about how she doesn't want her son dating blacks, Asians, Jews or "fat-butt girls." This cow says that "90 to 95 percent of America thinks the same way I do." So, I guess that means only five percent of America voted in the last election, right? There's also a story imagining that Brad defended Angie to Jen.

Okay, Star has a crazy photo of J. Lo making a mean face to illustrate her problems with that guy she married whose name I don't feel the need to remember. They have a much better red-carpet review than L&S with dresses that are approved by Geeky Splendor. The story that I found most interesting is really not in good taste and it's also really bad timing so I don't think I'm going to promote it. I'm sure it'll come up again later.

Yeah, so that's it. Maybe you should read a good book this week until there's some real muck to be raked.