Trash Talk Thursday: Jen's Been Had, Leeann's Been Bad

Well it's not like Geeky Splendor didn't try to warn Jen that That Guy She's Seeing (TM) would cement her position as Miss Grand Supreme Schadenfruede, but she listened not. And now Star tells us that he could get $10 million for a tell-all on all her secrets. (Uh, what secrets? Haven't the tabs put all of her fictionalized business in the streets?) Us freshens things up with a new cover girl, Leeann Rimes, who we assume is an American Idol alum or something. Anyway, despite out lack of interest in this Miss Rimes, she was "Caught In An Affair!" so we intend to curl up with boxed wine and get absorbed in other people's misfortunes, just so we don't have to think about the shambles of our life. Is that so wrong?