Holiday Survival Guide Tip No. 6

I am fairly certain that I just totally invented a new drink, which I should immediately trademark. You know how for whatever reason some people in your life decide not to be big drunks? Then you're having a holiday party and you have to come up with some alternative to champagne, most likely that sparkling apple cider business. Well, check this out: Welch's makes delicious white grape juice; If you mix it with unflavored seltzer, you've got something grape-y and bubbly, but without sending your guests down the road to ruin. Theoretically, you could probably slip some of this past your guests who have had too much of the champagne without them ever realizing it. I haven't tried out this bait-and-switch yet, but it's certainly a thought. Just don't try that with me. Oh, I almost forgot: TM.