Shallow End of the Pool

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So, let's say, for the sake of argument, that you are too lazy to go get a manicure. Or broke. Or busy. Or whatever. You can totally get trophy wife nails with Kiss Feather Light Nail Kit. Yes, they are press-on, but they look sooo much better than back in the old days. The glue has a pink tint to it, so it looks natural underneath the French manicure tip. And they are easy to apply, even if you are a little on the spazzy side. You may not be able to type or do, you know, labor of any kind while wearing them, but they will make your fingers look long and glammy, so it's all about priorities. It costs less than $6 at Walgreens. How can you go wrong?