Trash Talk Thursday

Meh. None of the tabs really have outstanding covers this week. Let's give faint praise to Star for informing us that "Sarah Jessica is Moving Out!" I don't know if I want to read any criticisms of my beloved Ferris Bueller, but at least it's not the usual suspects on the cover again. Us gets props because they have a Jennifer Aniston title that refrains from mentioning You-Know-Who or that unkempt young man she's been "pallng around with" as That Pretty Mary Kay Lady likes to say. This is all about "How Jen Stays Thin!" Timely for the New Year. Snoozy, but dignified and timely. And the pictures from when she was a little on the pudgy side are sort of cool because they lead to hope that we can wear frisky swimsuits this summer.