Of Monkeys and Morgan Fairchild: Wait, What?

Geeky Splendor has a number of questions about the chimp that went crazy and nearly killed someone and then was taken out like Eleanor Bumpurs (except with justification and probably more discretion). First off, WTF is a chimp doing on Xanax? We, here at Geeky Splendor, understand that pets can have issues because one time The Cur was diagnosed with a stress disorder, but we'll save that for another time. And what's this we hear about the chimp drinking wine? That chimp should not be mixing the hooch and happy pills with abandon. And another thing, do any of you people realize that chimp was in the Old Navy commercial with Morgan Fairchild? If anything ever happened to The Incomporable Morgan Fairchild TM, Geeky Splendor would be on suicide watch for sure.



I should have a nice video here of Morgan Fairchild and the late Travis, but as usual, YouTube has flipped Geeky Splendor the bird, so I'll get around to finding that video later. I've got to go search The Cur's belongings to make sure she's not mixing Valium and vodka again.

Crazy Talk

We here at Geeky Splendor have a lot of time on our hands these days so we are working on crazy conspiracy theories. Here's one we are developing: "They" are using tainted peanut butter and a secret superflu to take us all out and cut down the population in order to boost the economy. See how much fun it is to put a few headlines together, add in the fact that you have a cold, blow it out of proportion and come up with foolishness? Now, you try. Go on over to my Facebook page and tell me if you have any crazy theories to share