Trash Talk Thursday: Rihanna! Octuplet Mom!

Oh, bless you tabloids. Our cup of juicy scandal, speculation and shenanigans runneth over this week. Where to begin? Us and Star both feature Geeky Splendor's current sensational obsessions: Rihanna (who has Geeky Splendor's full support) and Octuplet Mom (who gets the icy glare of disapproval from Geeky Splendor).

You may be thinking, "Surely life does not get any better than this: Rihanna and That Broodmare (TM) in one week!" You may be thinking that, but you would be totally wrong because Us and Star both find a way to work Jen and Angie on to the covers, too!

Star, points out that That Broodmare once did not vaguely resemble Angie. Star also shares the news of Jen's engagement to That Guy Who She Is Totally Not Engaged To. Us, meanwhile, goes for the classic Angie & Jen Oscar Run-In! Oh, please tell me one of them is going to snatch the other one baldheaded on the red carpet.

OK! gives us a huge Jen & Angie's First Meeting Face To Face cover. It's one of those wonderful side-by-side composite shots where it would appear that Celeb A is giving Celeb B stinkeye.

We think the best possible use of your money in these tough economic times would be to dash to Hudson News as fast as you can, grab up all three issues and then sit on the sofa salivating over all this.