Vaseline is the most indispensible beauty product ever. (Let us count some of the many the ways we at Geeky Splendor use it:
- Lip balm
- Clear lip gloss
- Converting a matte lipstick we don't like into a cute lip gloss by making a paste out of the offending lipstick and the Vaseline (Save all your old little sample size glass and plastic pots for this. Add a little honey for extra moisturizing and to make it taste yummy, too.)
- Boob lube
- Eyebrow tamer
- Eyelash conditioner
- Eye cream
- Makeup remover
- Facial moisturizer
- Hand cream
- Cuticle softener
- Nail "polish" when we aren't wearing polish
- Manicure extender when our nail polish starts to look dull
- Heel softener
- Shoe shine, yeah, we know that's ghetto. We can live with that.
- Relief for our sad, red noses when we have a cold and have to blow it all the time
- Lotion thickener (Add a dab to watery drug store lotions to give them a creamy consistency.)
- Seasonal facial moisturizer booster (Just a tiny dab added to facial moisturizer when you need to combat dry winter skin.)
- Beauty pageant smile when forced to assume a pleasant expression for long periods of time (Okay, we haven't really done this. Maybe.... But if it's good enough for Miss America. Just put a little on your teeth if you have an extended photo shoot or something.)
- Gang fights. (Okay, we seriously haven't done this one. But we hear that if you are about to have to cut a b*tch, you should coat your face with it because said b*tch may be thinking of cutting you, too.)
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