F___ Friday: Talking Dogs Edition

F___ Friday: Boys Are Still Silly Edition

F___ Friday: Boys Are Silly Edition

At the risk of being negative, I'm not sure this boy is going to be the one to crack the Girl Scout Cookie code, but if he does, put me down for a Do-Si-Do.

F____ Friday: Feminism and Diet Soda Edition

And the sad part is, that night as she was slipping out of the maxidress, he finally confessed that he's running off with his secretary — a known Fresca enthusiast.

F___ Off Friday: Maybe He Is That Into You Edition

F___ Friday '70s Dance Party

Geeky Splendor was really vexed yesterday. We stupidly watched the local TV news, which is a sure way to run through your Valium prescription before the end of the month. Anyway, CBS had us freaked out with the "Dangerous Wind" report, which made us fear that all of our loved ones would be wiped out by rogue trees. We turned to NY1 because we were certain there'd be no news on it and the first thing we saw was Neil Sedaka and some lady who works for NY1 sitting down to the ivories to belt out "Lunch Will Keep Us Together." This had us strolling down memory lane, so we went to visit YouTube, which hopefully won't be a grouchy pants about embedding this video. We've linked to it in the headline, just in case they are in one of their moods again.

F___ Friday: The Economy Is F____ Edition

F___ Friday: Geeky Crush Edition

I love me some  Nancy Pelosi,  please for the love of the goddess tell me that he's kidding and she did not attempt a Rick Roll. That is just so plain wrong and a harbinger of doom!

F___ Friday Dance Party: Diva Edition!

F___ Off Friday

Because it never gets old.

F___ Off Fridays

Ah, Friday again. Surely your boss is not so unreasonable as to think that you are being productive today. I mean if you're already seated at your desk, what more do they want? Turn the volume up loud enough to enjoy, but not so loud as to be blatantly F------ off. That would be gauche.

F____Off Friday: Memorial Dance Party

It's with great sadness that Geeky Splendor has learned of the death of Bettie Page. Here she is (in the only clean video I could find on short notice) showing off her moves. In honor of Bettie, I think we should all spend the rest of F___ Off Friday, committing these steps to memory.

F____ Off Friday!

It's Friday, yay! There is no good reason for you to be seriously working when you can be watching this!

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