Totally Unemployed Tuesday: Dance Party

Yeah, so Sugar Honey Ice Tea happens. That's no excuse not to be fun, fashionable and frivolous. Take it away, Frank. Update: I mean, grainy video of Cybill Shepherd, because YouTube is not playing around with the copyright thing. Just pretend it's Sinatra and hum along.

They Said This Day Would Never Come Dance Party

Yet Another "Sully" Sullenberger/Sinatra Alliteration Dance Party

Chelsey "Sully" Sullenberger: Best Pilot Ever Dance Party

"Oh, For F___ Sake, Could It Be Any Colder?" Dance Party

Monday Morning Motivational Dance Party

Let's kick off our Monday with some old-skool fun from Kid Creole & The Coconuts.

F___ Friday Dance Party: Diva Edition!

Year-End Donna Summer Birthday Dance Party

Geeky Splendor's favorite disco icon Donna Summer celebrates her birthday today. So let's shimmy and shake as we count down the last hours of 2008. Enjoy the flamboyant backup dancers....

Holiday Weekend Dance Party: Memorial Edition

Well, we've lost one of Geeky Splendor's all-time favorite bad girls, Eartha Kitt. But how fitting that she went to that big cabaret in the sky on Christmas.

Olde Time-y Christmas Dance Party

Let's take a break from our last-minute regifting and full-on cookie binge to put the Billy Squier back in Christmas.

Monday Morning Dance Party

Yeah, so, I'm trying to give up excessive complaining. And Monday mornings are such a great day to kvetch, but nope –  I'm starting this one fresh with a jaunty tune. Complaining leads to frowning, which leads to wrinkles and we can't have that. Dance parties, on the other hand, lead to smiles and laughter, which keeps us gorgeous. So, dance away!

F____Off Friday: Memorial Dance Party

It's with great sadness that Geeky Splendor has learned of the death of Bettie Page. Here she is (in the only clean video I could find on short notice) showing off her moves. In honor of Bettie, I think we should all spend the rest of F___ Off Friday, committing these steps to memory.