Why God? Why?

Miss Georgia didn't win?! Really? I'm just too vexed to blog. Give Geeky Splendor time to process the injustice of it all. You'll have regrets, Pageant Officials. Mark my words.

I was planning on sharing some important Mystical Negro psychic predictions and engaging in a little pagan goddess worship today, but now, I just need time to walk the moors and brood.

Well, after I get out of bed this afternoon and have a few mimosas, maybe — just maybe — I'll clue you all in to some important news from the mystical realm.

I just want to add, this is what comes from allowing pantsuits and two-pieces and moving the whole thing from Atlantic City to Vegas. Chaos, madness, injustice. Sigh.

The Best Possible Use Of Your Time

If you enjoy fancy pageant walking, tiaras and the possibility that a little good olde-skoole cattiness might erupt, you seriously need to be watching Miss America: Countdown To The Crown on TLC. It's fabulous. And it features Kym Douglas, one of the goddesses who we worship at Geeky Splendor, as a celebrity judge. I trust you all remember that Kym totally prevented you all from having a big fashion disaster not that long ago. The show is on Fridays at 10 p.m. EST. If you miss this, well, I guess I just don't know who you are anymore. Go Miss Georgia, go!